Hormonal Disposal

I was thinking maybe a ginger snap
Cookie, dipped into a warm glass
Of whole milk,
But if CVS doesn't have ginger snaps,
I'll go for a crunchy Chips Ahoy,
With cold milk.

Unless I wake up early tomorrow,
Maybe I'll take myself out to sushi,
Even though I could also go for a
Juicy ass medium rare burger,
Preferably from Moxie's,
With some Fancy mustard and a little
Bit of ketchup,
A pinch, really, I wouldn't want to overdo it.

But what also sounds good is a dish
Of pasta,
But it has to be a lot of pasta,
Al dente spaghetti, with mussels and
Clams, garlic and olive oil,
Ooooh and dusted with red pepper flakes,
God that sounds so good,

But a freshly baked chocolate chip cookie
Sounds great.

What I really want is carrot cake or
Chocolate mousse cake,
But I'd appreciate it homemade,
I'm not craving a bakery's generic flaws.

I don't really want to move to get anything,
I just--
I really hate this, 
I could order a pizza,

Yes- to my door,
Pepperoni and black olives,
NO, I get that every time, 
Artichokes and fresh tomatoes on a 
White pizza,

Which everyone screws up and puts on 
Tomato sauce, 
So I could always just ask for a cheese pizza,
Double cheese,
And since it's totally unoriginal, 
I could put down a large. 

But first,
I should probably buy some tampons.